Medical condition, my ass!

Paris Hilton released from prison after just three days (supposedly because she got a rash or was depressed; poor beyatch). Not even worth a Martha Stewart.

I tell ya, somebody was bribed! The prosecutor should do a thorough check of Sheriff Whitmore's Baca's personal accounts. Wonder how long it'll be before Whitmore Baca is driving an Escalade?

UPDATE: Hilton carried from court screaming and crying for her mother after judge orders her back to jail. (Why did they think they were going to get away with that shit anyway?) A pissed-off judge has ordered the spoiled heiress to serve the remainder of her original 45-day sentence. Justice prevails.